The Watchmen Game that could have been (NSFW)

This could possibly be the most NSFW 8-bit graphics you've ever seen! But, by the power of Greyskull, here's Dr. Manhattan swinging his giant blue dong as a weapon! That has to be illegal in at least 3 states.

In what appears to be an upcoming XBLA title*, you play as Dr. Manhattan, utilizing his magical skills of...wait, is that a light-saber dong? You'll just have to watch and see. Don't miss out on the Smurfette Cameo!

*This is NOT really an XBLA title, rather sarcasm was employed in this specific arrangement of words.